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nineplanfailed

The Sound of What Comes Next.

From the carbon-stained valleys of South Wales, nineplanfailed emerged, then receded, then thought better of it. Dim, G, and Nathan craft post-punk for the perpetually re-evaluating. A decade-long hiatus concluded without fanfare, yet here we are. Some things, it seems, simply refuse to stay buried. Or perhaps they were just misfiled.

The old world is gone; the new one sounds suspiciously similar. Join us, or don't. We'll be here either way.

Witness the inevitable.

NEWS: Dispatches from the Void.

Updates on our escape plan, our last atrocities, and recorded transmissions of lack and the void.


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18th DEC 2025

FROM THE ARCHIVES: SURVIVORS

While digging through old drives and half-forgotten folders, we came across something we thought was long gone.

Survivors is one of our earliest tracks — written from a place of hurt and anger, before time softened anything. Back then, Nathan put together a visual accompaniment using a collage of abstract and found footage. No narrative, no polish — just fragments layered to match the mood.

We’ve shared the video now exactly as it was made. No edits. No revisions. A document of where we were, and what we were carrying at the time.

Some things don’t age. They just wait.

👉 Watch "Survivors" now on our YouTube channel.

Hey, this will be the last news post from us in 2025. Thanks for all your support. We have some exciting plans for 2026 — stay tuned.
In the spirit of Christmas, BUY STUFF FROM US (see STORE link above), buy/donate to the punk compilation we're part of (see previous NEWS item), and look after yourselves. See you in the New Year?

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14th DEC 2025

Ceasefire? There Ain’t No Fucking Ceasefire!

We’re honoured to contribute to Ceasefire? There Ain’t No Fucking Ceasefire! — a massive 67‑track punk compilation featuring legendary names like Omega Tribe, Anthrax (UK), Extinction of Mankind, Restarts, Hagar the Womb, Hard Skin, Eastfield, Virus, and many more.

Every penny raised goes directly to support Nada, Saleh, and their four children in Gaza City, who have lost their home and income and are fighting to survive under unimaginable conditions.

Availability: Name‑your‑price download via Bandcamp.
100% of proceeds go to the family.
Authentic punk solidarity — noise that means survival.

👉 Grab the compilation now via Bandcamp

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02nd DEC 2026

LIMITED EDITION 2026 LOGO TEE

nineplanfailed are back with a brand‑new logo for 2026 — bold, sharp, and built for dissent. To mark the return, we’ve dropped a limited edition T‑shirt featuring the fresh design, printed on premium cotton for maximum impact.

Price: £10 GBP
Availability: Very limited run — once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Style: Wear the symbol of the Failed Plan. Perfect for gigs, drops, and everyday rebellion.

👉 Order now via Bandcamp or hit the STORE button above.

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01st DEC 2025

RETURN FROM HIATUS

After a decade of quiet contemplation, nineplanfailed had genuinely hoped to fade into the obscurity of the Welsh valleys, maintaining silence as a simple act of self-preservation.

It was, after all, the plan. Unfortunately, observing the sheer, spectacular quality of the world’s ongoing descent into a beautifully rendered hellscape has necessitated our immediate, and utterly reluctant, reappearance on the live scene.

We simply could not afford to miss the final act.

New material is being forged—or perhaps, more accurately, calculated - the next live transmissions are being scheduled.
You can expect our live events to be exquisitely scarce; treat every performance as a volatile, intermittent broadcast that could very easily be our last.

To the faithful who remembered the original signal (you know who you are, and we appreciate your unwavering, if slightly misguided, loyalty): Welcome back. To the undecided, the merely curious, and the digitally confused: Consider this your call to arms.
The PLAN FAILED, the world is burning, and the music is the only thing currently making sense. You are required at the next event.

Resistance is futile. Be seeing you...

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LIVE: Evidence of Existence.

Upcoming transmissions from the void:

SATURDAY 31st January 2026

with HEAD NOISE & DROPPING LIKE FLIES @ ELYSIUM, SWANSEA

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FRIDAY
20th March 2026

supporting 999 @ JACS, ABERDARE

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Previous engagements have occurred. We have witnesses.

MEDIA: Noise, Captured.

Some sounds persist, despite our best efforts. Herein lies the recorded evidence of nineplanfailed.


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Self-Titled EP (2011) — Death Monkey Records

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Our initial foray into sonic permanence.

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npf (2027) — Self Released

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Moving images of static noise. Or possibly us.

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